When you lead a busy life filled with work, kids, and a spouse, there’s no feeling quite as amazing as coming home to a clean abode. For some women, there’s nothing more enticing than a sink free of dishes, laundry folded, maybe even a freshly vacuumed carpet — any of these can be a serious turn-on. One husband completely recognized his wife’s love of having a clean home and a partner who happily takes on the chores, so he decided to stage his own “sexy” photo shoot for her while she was at work. Needless to say, the Internet is loving his hysterical Mr. Clean–inspired sexts.
Reddit user dirty-ol-slob definitely seems to know his audience well.
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“My wife really likes it when I do housework so I sent her these pictures while she was at work hoping it would turn her on,” he wrote in his post.Â
The resulting home photo shoot is unbelievably hilarious.
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Instead of traditional dirty pictures, his sexts involve his thoroughly washing the dishes and winking while he gets the laundry done.
Of course, there are some amazing innuendos that just can’t be ignored.
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This one is almost too easy…
He even messes around with some of the cleaning equipment.
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Who doesn’t love it when their husband goes all “Magic Mike” with the vacuum cleaner?
After posting his photos on Reddit, the husband made a few admissions about the intricacies of his sexy pictures.
“Notice how the power cord on the vacuum is all wrapped up and not even plugged in,” he wrote. “I was definitely more into the pictures than the cleaning.”
Luckily, people loved it anyway.
Some suggested that he expand his photo series a little further.
“You should make a calendar,” said one user.Â
Other husbands shared that they had been inspired to do something similar for their wives.
We’re not sure how much of this guy’s house actually got sufficiently cleaned, but we have no doubt that his wife loved the photos as much as everyone else. Even if they didn’t succeed in “turning her on,” they surely gave her a few laughs.
